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| Switching to Blogger |
[May. 8th, 2007|01:37 pm] |
Folks, I've decided to start blogging on Blogger, largely because it lets me call my blog galfromdownunder, as opposed to the more confusing galfromdownundA (due to Livejournal's limit on the length of the blog title). You can get to my new blog by typing http://www.galfromdownunder.com/blog
The actual address is http://galfromdownunder.blogspot.com
There is still a link to this, my old blog, on my home page, wouldn't want all that precious ranting from the past to go up in smoke ... |
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| Galfromdownunder downunder: Regiving the regift that keeps regiving |
[Dec. 25th, 2006|07:32 pm] |
Ho ho, Santa off to work: not in a sleigh with Rudolph but jiggling a sign at a busy intersection, trading chimney smoke for exhaust fumes.
What did you get for Christmas? Something old (score 10 points) or something new (score –100 points and go directly to landfill)?
At a recent showing of James Howard Kuntsler's 'End of Suburbia' I saw a woman get up and announce her family was giving and receiving only pre-loved presents this year – nothing store bought, as a gesture towards counter consumerism and all the fossil fuel it burns. It struck me as very practical. My stuff-of-life – now scattered across three Australian cities plus Hawaii and Oregon, were purchased with thought and hard earned cash – passing them on would grant them a whole new use-by date. Books in particular make good re-gifts – words don't lose half their meaning the moment the book goes out of the store like buying new car, as long as the dirty bits aren't missing.
Creative regifting goes beyond merely dusting off a relic and wrapping it up. For example, a cross cultural friend is into personal development. I regifted him with a Western nations trilogy of self-help that I once used for a particularly vicious attack of mid-life: Unlimited Power by Tony Robbins (USA), Become Happy in Eight Minutes by Siimon Reynolds (Australia), and The Meaning of Life by John Cleese (Britain) - so that he could compare and contrast the three. I have now freed up some valuable real estate on my bookshelf for someone else's regifted wisdom.
You can also be creative in the delivery. I had bought some close-out lingere that was too big for me. I wrapped it up and gave it to my sister's main squeeze. Why? He's the one who'll get to see it most often – on her!
The 12" Apple powerbook laptop I am writing this blog on, which also spat out my Cuba book and DVD movies, was bought on eBay as a gift to myself to enable me to work on the road.
An eco-alternative to gifting new, would be to buy an experience. For example, a pole dancing gift certificate purchased online …
Is that BYO pole? . I landed in Sydney for the first time in three years, and my mother had all but signed me up for the latest money spinner in the fitness arena - at least downunder. My mother is 68. She listens to techno and once sent me a scrap of paper saying 'if it's too loud you're too old.'
Read Wiki's definition of pole dancing, clearly written by a rebar engineer without a pulse. He neglects to mention that it was invented one night by a bored cleaning lady in a fire station. Curiously, male students are not encouraged to apply - perhaps the sleaze industry fears a deluge of gorgeous gay males upstaging and outpoling the women. A few years ago there was a beauty pageant in Australia in which a man entered and won on technical grounds. The pageant rules, drafted by a political correctness zealot, nowhere stated that candidates must be a girrrrrl ... or at least wax their mustache for the catwalk. The organizers were outraged.
So I called up www.PoleStars.com.au to book a 'taster' lesson for my mother and me, as a surprise Christmas present for her. It's not cheap - $A39 for a 2 hour lesson. You need to wear trainers for the warm-up and then, ahem, 'shoes with a heel' for the actual pole work. I wonder if my Cindy Crawford wig, bought when I used to room with Julie the wild Brit hairdresser, would be a suitable accoutrement? (rummage rummage). What about my fishnets and Harley D boots? (rummage rummage). 'Is that BYO pole?' asked my mother. The pole is supplied, though if you get hooked you can get your own, which resembles one of those extendable shower curtain rods that screw out 'til they hit the wall on either side. A Bike Friday customer up the road told me she'd already done a lesson. 'We were all trashing it beforehand including me, and the ones most rabidly feminist against it are now totally into it.'
Loitering around a local park, I grabbed onto a pole at some children's play swings to familiarize myself with the equipment. Yeeeooow. My chest still aches from pulling a muscle trying to hoist myself up it a coupla feet.
Watch this space for a full report after the evening of January 10 …
Road Warrior update. The first thing a road warrior must do when landing in a new place is to get connected again – to the phone, the internet, and old friends and family who become slower and slower to pick up or hit 'reply' on an email, the longer you stay away. After being out of Australia for almost three years, many of my friends haven't replied. The available men are all married or gay. Relationships are a living organism that need feeding and watering just like anything that poops. No wonder many people give up and commune with inanimate stuff like ipods and home entertainment systems and SUV's with tinted windows.
I notice the dearth of open wi-fi hot spots in Australia. I got terribly spoiled in the USA where you can often open up your laptop while cruising around a neighborhood and help yourself to someone else's unencrypted wi-fi. Some cities are becoming completely wireless, as in Chicago, the idea being that the community will be able to float in a sea of free information exchange.
Eventually, after imposing myself on my cousins and former colleague's offices I bit the bullet and bought this $A399 USB modem which resembles Milano cookie in iPod clothing. It's basically a mute cellphone and dishes you up internet via the cellphone networks. It's not real fast but not as slow as my mother's diabolical dial up connection. Fortunately, it came with 2 month's free internet access, otherwise it's $99 a month for 1 Gb of downloads. After just over a week I note with alarm that I have chewed through 230 Mb already. No more YouTubing! Don't send me big pictures! Unfortunately, it works only where Vodafone cell network operates, in the UK or Australia (or so they say, but someone is bound to know how to hack it) so I'll probably sell it on Ebay when I leave.
Where in the World am I now. I've just come back from a 7am solo ride around Sydney's harbour coastline and beaches. I've discovered places of utter natural beauty I never knew existed – Neilson's park, Parsley Bay, where I walked my bike up the stone stairs, to snake around the shore and up along the ridgeline. Pictures will follow.
My little flat or 'condo' as the Americans call it, is in a harborside Sydney suburb called Double Bay - or Double Pay as it is known. My ex and I bought it as an investment many years ago and now I own the mortgage. Around the corner is the snootiest suburb of all - Point Piper. Here is the view, from the window and from the roof. It makes me look like a good catch except it's about the sum total of my net worth, apart from my Bike Friday.
More soon from your roving, ahem, National Treasure. My guerilla PR manual states that with that little nod in my general direction I should do a Paris Hilton and be caught dismounting my bicycle without underwear. Ouch, imagine the chafing … some pictures follow.
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A 50 km spin to Akuna Bay with the Bike Friday Club of Sydney
8am at Watson's Bay: Aussie firefighters await the call of Christmas day goofs in the kitchen. 'We've had 2 calls already, expect around half a dozen.'
Later that day: Lads from Liverpool in Sydney's western suburbs find a sweet harborside spot nearby to catch a Christmas fish. 'I've been coming here since I was ten.' That's my sister Far on the left.
Gal on a hot tin roof: the view from the top of my apartment building. |
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| The Gal's Secrets + Network Marketing for Foul Weather Friends |
[Nov. 8th, 2006|05:22 pm] |
Tonight I went to a network marketing presentation of a product I've been using for over a year now.
I am going to share some secrets and findings.
First, a lot of people ask me what I use to look 25 at 45 (well, website photos, being low resolution, are very forgiving). I don't have the money or stomach for cosmetic surgery, so I am happy to share my not-so-secrets. At least while they're working, before I too look indistinguishable from a Chinese salty plum (that's pretty durn wrinkly if you've ever tried one).
What not to eat. I don't consume soda, anything deep fried, or anything that has partially hydrogenated vegetable oil in it - the latter is in most processed foods - take a look at the label. It's a killer. I also I avoid anything with refined sugar in it. Sugar has been shown to egg cancer cells along in a petrie dish. Eat sugar as part of the place it came from - an apple, a gloriously ripe fig, grapes, berries. Eat nuts (no more than 1/4 cup a day). EAT THINGS WHOLE. Brown rice and pasta not white, sprouted bread, beans and legumes. The moment you extract anything the body has to chemically deal with it and it's hard work.
What to drink. Next, get yourself a VitaMix blender. This is a very, very serious machine that will make anything chewable instantly drinkable. I haven't tried whizzing a three course steak dinner in it yet but I am sure it would produce a sustaining liquid lunch for the busy executive on the go. Of course you can use a good, regular blender but you'll have to whizz long and hard and the result won't be as smooth - and you'll wear out your poor blender. So, each morning I ingest the A.M.azing tonic Lance Armstrong's chiropractor and Olympian in his own right, Jeff Spencer, shared with me on the phone while upgrading his personal Bike Friday. This is my variant:
A.M.azing tonic:
2 scrubbed organic carrots
2 sticks organic celery
big hunk organic ginger, skinned (so much ginger I can't stand it - Jeff)
big organic apple
Chop small. Load into blender. Fill to within 1" of top with filtered water. Whizz the crap out of it. Taste varies with quality of raw ingredients.
If not sweet enough, add a tiny bit of liquid or powdered Stevia (a natural sweetener). A variation is to replace a carrot with a small beet, replace apple with pear. Fresh orange juice added is good too but not in blender - better in citrus press.
I have nothing to say this is the elixer of youth other than it just feels like it's doing you a hell of good.
My friend Tim bought a pressure cooker for $15 off Craigslist and pressure cooks everything from rice to soybeans. He makes the best soy milk by simply whizzing cooked beans with water in the Vitamix. Makes rich-tasting, killer berry smoothies. Get yourself a pressure cooker, cooks things fast and no flavor escapes.
Live authentically. Third, and following on from my previous post, I try to be whatever and whoever I am in the moment. This means not being phony or putting up with phony people. This is a challenge (hey, I wondered why no one's invited me out in the past 10 years) but you have to decide what kind of life you want to lead. I'd rather be alone than phony, which is why I tend to fly solo. The mental stress of being inauthentic ages you faster than the relentless marching calendar. Vipassana meditation is extremely worthwhile but that's the subject of a whole other blog entry - stay tuned.
Watch what you put on your skin. This is not just for women and metrosexuals. Putting stuff on your skin is like eating it. The fact that you can take medication, including birth control, through a patch on the skin means that when you go into the Body Shop and slather on the free testers, you're sticking a cocktail of chemicals directly in your bloodstream. Some common ingredients, like DMDM hydantoin, are formaldehyde-releasing. Not to mention preservatives. The more 'foody' and natural sounding the ingredients are, the more preservatives are needed. Otherwise it would rot like a banana in a glass jar. Or you'd have to keep it in the fridge. What's wrong with preservatives? Where some people are prone to asthma or migraine headaches, I tend to get skin rashes, triggered by stress and preservatives used in all cosmetics, shampoos, conditioners, moisturisers. For economy, companies use the mega-cheap parabens (look at the label). Go take a look on the labels of anything you stick on your skin. You'll see methyl paraben, propyl paraben, buytl paraben ...
USANA. So I searched for a preservative free moisturiser that would not need refrigeration and I found it: USANA's Sense, (with an arty stroke over the final 'e'). It felt different almost as soon as I started using it. My only criticism is the luxurious, heavy, frosty glass bottles they come in. Weighs a ton - not good for a travelin' gal!
How do you get hold of this stuff? It's sold by network marketing. I signed up as an associate, so you can get it from me, or become an associate yourself.
Network Marketing or: Lose friends who never really were friends in the first place. I personally have never had a problem with this kind off selling model, although many people do. Why? Because we hate to think our friends are benefitting from us even in a small way. And if they get rich, that's even worse. 'Every time my friend succeeds I die a little' (Gore Vidal). We'd much rather buy from a faceless exploitative conglomerate like Safeway. We'll go and mow a friend's lawn or help them move but they made a dollar out of this great product I bought? No way! As I said, I am not that kind of fair weather friend. If you got something I could be interested in I'll look. As a very good friend said, 'the definition of friendship is to use each other in the nicest most mutually beneficial way.'
I use to be a dealer for a couple of directly marketed products. Not Amway, the companies I worked for were not nearly as big or successful.
The first was a brilliant hydroponic indoor plant system called Luwasa, which has not gone to seed, I am pleased to pun. One look at the simple beauty and logic of this low maintenance, low cost system, and I was hooked. I had a whole dirtless nursery of foliage on my desk at work and people would stroll by, admiring, asking to buy. So I became a distributer, largely because I got 30% off, you'd be mad not to. I gave presentations, which gave me valuable experience at the 'show and tell' - something that Aussies don't grow up with. Not to mention garnering a useful thick skin against people who would rather go down to Wal*Mart and give their money to them in exchange for a small potted ficus benjamina.
The cheery bubble hovering over my desk burst when a couple of particularly joyless colleagues reported my selling the odd 5" fern to a client while waiting for my COBOL program to compile. I was called into the oval room and told I was not getting a raise that year, due to 'unprofessional' behavior at a client site - despite the clients proudly displaying their burgeoning Luwasa plants at every opportunity and extending my contract over and over. Ach, the penalty for spreading a little joy in the office. These days I'd get a raise, as my joyfully despicable behavior would fall squarely under the relationship marketing umbrella, otherwise known as Customer Evangelism.
My next foray in the direct marketing world was selling sniff-alike perfume, along with just about everyone else at the time. I didn't actually wear the stuff myself, I just liked sniffing it, so that was short lived. But what made those knock-off perfumes so popular? Perhaps it was, a friend told me, like nail salons - it's a little bit of luxury for under $20 that the common man can afford, in lieu of a holiday in the Bahamas or a Prada handbag.
In this decade, people seem more and more concerned with health and wellness, as things get crazier, more expensive, stressier.
Maybe that's why we're selling more and more Bike Fridays.
Supplements in trial: I'll be a guinea pig. So I'm now signed up as a USANA associate, and my next step is going to require some effort: road testing their lauded nutritional supplements. That's because I'm not a big pill-taker. They get stuck in my neck. (I've since learned the technique is to drop your chin to your chest and swallow).
The reasoning behind taking supplements, according to supporters, is the degree of oxidative degeneration that occurs in the human body due to our nutritionally depleted foods, as well as, stress, pollution and so on. The result is cancer, diabetes - all of the common killers. Of course being 'young' I haven't much paid attention to this until now...
Apparently, off-the-shelf supplements need only meet the FDA's food grade requirements, which is a lower, say, meat-packing facility standard. Analysis done on several commercial vitamin pills revealed that many contain far lower amounts of vitamin or mineral than that stated on the bottle, and some don't even dissolve - you could still read the label after it had gone through you. It is very cheap to produce vitamins at this level. I've been reading that USANA is ranked #1 for their pharmaceutical-grade supplements, which is a much higher, more costly standard, and would make them very expensive if sold in retail outlets. It has numerous athletes on its books is the official supplier to the US Women's Tennis team.
Now I am NOT a pill-taker, but whenever I get stressed or can't maintain a good diet on the road, I admit I take a stress pill - that is, multi-B plus mega C which seems to keep me rolling. I've decided that if I am going to ingest anything, it might as well be the best. And if it's good enough for the American/Canadian Women's Tennis team, it's gotta be good enough for me. (Just like I say that if Bike Friday is good enough for all these famous and serious cyclists, it's probably good enough for you).
Understanding that I am leery of sticking bad or downright unnecessary things in my body, my fellow USANA associates are offering me a sponsored trial, that is, a daily dose of USANA Essentials - a multivitamin and chelated mineral supplement - for three months.
I'll be reporting here on my progress. I very much appreciate their offer, as I don't have cash to burn on something that doesn't serve me.
I also will be testing it from the point of view of the ordinary person. Time and time again, big companies see value in only supporting 'top athletes', as if the supreme physical state of a luge champion translates in any way to the average Joe and Josephine with dullard day job in a carpeted cubicle struggling to support three kids and an overfed dog.
As I told Forbes.com's James Clash (Take a look, I'm 5th in line), I champion not so much the XP (Extreme Pursuitist), but the UP (Untrivial Pursuitist). And especially all SAMs (Single Adventurous Misfits) - welcome to my world. |
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| My 44th birthday - oh no, how did ten years slip under my tires? |
[Sep. 6th, 2006|01:25 pm] |
LATEST ... Some shots of my current loiterings (Oct 2006) over east can be found at http://www.galfromdownunder.com/eastcoast
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I am so excited ... my story about the thinking man's hobbit, Dan Price appears on the tripley-triffic Treehugger.com site. If there's one site you must subscribe to, it's Treehugger. Take a look and you'll see why.
AND WAIT ... there's more. My Cuba book has been snapped in the hand of the guy on the cover! Take a look on my PG rated blog.
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 Ten years and two days ago I woke up on my 34th birthday, and told myself I'd better get cracking with my stuff-filled but oddly ... vacuous life. I think the bio on the back of my book says something about having left a decent job, nice bloke, fastish car, enough shoes to make Imelda Marcos look barefoot and blouseless, not to mention a slew of decorative paintings that matched the throw pillows (thanks Paul K for that one) … after a brief arm wrestle between my internal demons and a well-toned VISA card, I went out and bought a travel bicycle. The rest, of course, is cyber history. I took that little bike out for a ten year spin on the paved and potholed parts of this planet, via UK, Ireland, Costa Rica, Nicaragua, Cuba etc, and wound up paused here in the seat of world power – that's right, the USA.
That was ten years ago. Two days ago I woke up with a shock to realize that another ten had slipped under my tires. Holy helmet, how did that happen? I look in the mirror. Yes, I definitely look older, especially if you flick on the fluoro shaving light rather than the row of overhead hollywood starletesque bulbs with the dimmer switch. My knees make a strange crinkling sound when I walk down steps, like mulching leaves with a shovel. The overwhelming feeling is that yes, I'd better get cracking with my adventure-filled … oddly vacuous life.
More and more people write to me and say how they envy my life. I have to quickly remind them about what they have that I do not. They usually say, 'oh yeah, I forgot about that'. In fact I am sure I've blogged about this before (partner, house, family, retirement, designer garden gnome etc etc) so I'll stop.
I shouldn't be so shocked at the passage of time. There have been signs all along the way, but I've been staring at some far off GPS coordinate or into the screen of my laptop. In an effort to survive independent life in a nuclear family world, I have spent the past year homestaying in customer's houses, being regarded like a surrogate daughter in many cases. This is a blessing of the highest order, given that I come from a splintered home. Someone even wanted to adopt me. You could also call it my public relations job gone utterly beserk. When someone writes me into their will you'll know it's gone too far - enough to do a PhD in guerilla PR at the Harvard Business School!
It should not be such a shock, this passage of time. The signs are all around. People are getting their second divorce or entering their third marriage. Their kids are no longer stick figures but now have breasts and broad shoulders and an intravenous feed to an iPod as well as the college fund. Plus they're never around, leaving parents to redefine their lives as a couple after triangulating for 20 years. Sometimes harsh words are passed between the two individuals who are learning to float by redistributing their weight, now there are less people on board. Someone once gave me this useful tip I feel compelled to pass on: before you open your mouth, think - is what I am about to say going to bring us together, or push us apart? (Of course, this doesn't mean walking on eggshells; it just means twiddling the sliders on the the equalizer a bit before your blurt ...)
My die-hard single friends are popping off one by one like ducks in a shooting gallery, having at last found someone they can put up with for more than a few days. Many of them have met online, a preferable avenue to the local Safeway or model train enthusiast's potluck (gad, I confess I entered a model train store recently in Sharon, WI, and actually loitered! What is happening to me? See photos under Wisconsin Camp). I have made par-boiled attempts in the past to check out guys online - I am sure the Match.com site is about to nuke my smirking mug as I've never actually paid and thus never directly replied to anyone unless they found me at my site. As my life exists 90% in cyberspace it has to be a pretty damn good email exchange to get my attention. Prospects have, rightly so, better things to do with their time than argy bargy with me on email.
To balance my time at a keyboard I took it upon myself to go on the road and move around, hence my Galacrossamerica experiment. I can work from wherever, as long as there is an internet connection, I am embarrassed to admit. I recently bought a 'Crackberry' to access mail when in the boonies and can see why there are so many jokes about it. You're always in danger of looking at the damn thing. It's actually a source of disappointment, because if someone special doesn't email you, you're left feeling abandoned by this little glowing screen. Cripes, they'll be selling a psychotherapy/intervention add-on with it next (after rebate of course).
I'll leave my own rant with this thought that came from a good friend Jeff B:
Be careful of moving around too much. You get use to it.
The picture is of me dancing with my bike helmet on Mill Beach, near Westport, CT, home of Paul Newman apparently, on Sunday Sep 3, 2006, my 44th birthday.
Work stuff: I've just landed over east after some interesting times in the midwest. I'll be presenting my Route66 shtick to the Bethel AMC (CT) Oct, 3, Central Jersey Bike Club Oct 16 and Boston Oct 23 and otherwise loitering with intent in the NY/CT area. Check the Bike Friday events calendar if the urge takes you. Maybe I'll see you here, there, somewhere ... |
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| TV Weddings. I mean, TV + Weddings |
[Jul. 22nd, 2006|10:00 pm] |
I'm watching E! TV as I write this. I rarely watch TV, but this particular station provides a nice antidote to my sober, unglitzy, bicycle-centric life - even though it gives me a headache after five minutes. I can see why TV challenges your productivity. So far I've sat through Saturday Nite Live, the Chelsea Handler Show, The Soup, and now Dr 90210, and this paragraph is all I've managed to write.
E! TV is all about appearances. If some cataclysmic eclipse of the sun blinded every sentient being, E! TV would be in serious trouble.
Chelsea Handler, a comedienne, is new to me. Her shtick is extreme political incorrectness, but rather than being a toothy goofy Carol Brunette, she's a gorgeous blonde - picture Candice Bergen with an un-Cloroxed toilet bowl for a mouth. You can't be on E!TV unless you're a blonde with high cheekbones. You *can* be butt ugly - but you'll be the butt of a chiseled presenter's jokes. I always thought the best comedians were kind of ugly, fugly even ... good looks distract from a good punchline.
American humor is getting pretty edgy. I thought it was only the Aussies that got away with grossness like two fetuses in a womb describing what they wanted to be when they grew up - one pulls out a striped boater and says, 'on stage' - then a coathanger appears to drag him off. [insert loud disgusted groan here]. But Chelsea comes close. I think it is called escalation - like having to use a more and more flashing LED's on your bike tail light where a single one would be sufficient, because every one else is sporting n+1 LED's.
On Satrday Nite Live I witnessed a hilarious skit about a pretentious NY clothes store called Jeffrey. Example: two cooler-than-thou employees advised a customer to 'go to where you usually shop, the place where you can get your entire wardrobe in the same aisle as a basket ball hoop, near the blue flashing light...' and 'you'd be more comfortable at the Mobile Home Expo in that jacket.'
I went into this store last year when I visited NY with a fashion bodyguard (friend) to protect me as I fingered $400 t-shirts and fully expected to get torn to shreds. I'm game again - this time I'll wear a garbage bag with arm holes and a pair of paneled stonewash jeans especially for the occasion. Wait, ditch the garbage bag, that's the latest Refuse-Style.
OK ... I just looked up from the keyboard and a reality face lift is in progress ... it's like watching a mortician work on a cadaver. The show is cutting between chunks of cheekbone in a beaker of formaldehyde and a young plastic surgeon, an Adonis in a pin striped silk suit, talking about how he has two houses but one hasn't sold. We pan to his super model wife with an eating disorder and bratty kid, his wife's complaining through expertly dyed bangs that she's stressed out, we're supposed to feel sorry for them. Or gloat.
Another glamorous young teen wants a rhinoplasty (nose job). She wants to be a singer and dancer, and having broken her nose five times, has problems breathing. Or so she says. I know of more than one person who used the need to breathe better to justify getting a convex nose made concave. Why the guilt? Why not just say 'I hate my nose, I want it fixed?'
All through my teenage years I wanted to get a nose job. I have a perfectly crooked nose, with a nice hump in it. My grandmother use to say it was a Jewish nose inherited from her (she is 100% Chinese so I don't know how that works) and that it meant I would be good with money. If that sounds politically incorrect I am merely paraphrasing my Nanna. Now, I think it's an advantage to be 'imperfect' in some way. If you have people supporting you despite your imperfections, physical or otherwise, you know the support is for real. Besides, it's not often you grow up Chinese Australian and have some people ask if you're of American Indian descent.
Cripes! two hours sitting in front of E! TV and what am I rabbiting on about?
After two months in the land of cheese and corn fields (Wisconsin) I am back in the Northwest for 3 weeks.
Part of the reason for returning was to attend a wedding. I normally avoid weddings, as I described in my book. My reaction to weddings is that a) they make me feel terribly unmarried and b) you mean people still do that? Indeed they do. I've met some folks here in the US of A who've been married up to five times. A friend tried to gently inform me that at 44 I need to make some serious decisions in that area. And he claims not to be ageist. I guess dating sites make a fortune on that fear. I hope that whoever sees me sees me at whatever age and stage. The couple who were married are at a good age... mid-thirties and fifties respectively. Old enough to have lived some and develop some tools. And to see the true size of their partner. And to add another taxpayer to the planet - we need more of those, otherwise more of us will die alone and pensionless.
I attach pictures. Study them. This is a really happy couple. In many wedding pictures couples look a bit stressed. Not this couple. They're off to a good finish. I think I saw more joy here than in two hours of E! TV.
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| Happy red and green July 4! |
[Jul. 5th, 2006|04:58 pm] |
Pictures at http://www.galfromdownunder.com/chicago
Was your July 4 a tinsely, fluttery, red, white and blue affair?
Mine was corncob yellow and prairie green ... with a splash of sputtering, gear-grinding tomato ketchup red ...
 The parade down the main street of sleepy Sharon, WI, was one big, quaint slo-mo commercial for John Deere. For you city slickers who think a cow pat is something you do to calm a hoary Holstein, take a moment to be educated through the viewfinder of my digi camera. John Deere make green and yellow farm equipment, combine harvestors and the like. Some red ones too, driven by cute gals in strapless dresses - ah, times are a-changin'! What seemed to be missing was a flotilla of folding bicycles, saying "Powered by a non-sputtering, non-smoking 650cc human being".
The Haldemans have just left for Alaska, leading 65 cyclists up to Denali and back. I'm Home Alone, and there's 12 acres out the back to practise a McCauley Culkin-style scream.
Do you believe in cosmic resonance? Since meeting the van Zweel brothers from South Africa on Route66 - South Africa being possibly the last place on my list of places to even think about visiting due to its history of oppression - several African incidences popped into my viewfinder. My mother calls and says she's just seen a film about British imperialism in Swaziland - which, Google tells me, is near Johannesburg. My friend Carol in Hawaii tells me she lived in Swaziland and if I ever visit she'll be my email support family. Lon sits me down to watch a wonderful documentary called Emannuel's Gift, about a crippled man who bicycled across Ghana to raise awareness for the disabled. I get sent music by Ladysmith Black Mombazo. My sister has just flown to Tanzania to interview for an NGO contract over there.
Maybe I should go buy some packet lasagne and see if I get invited to eat olives in Tuscany... or open the fridge and squish some dijon mustard on a piece of wonder bread and see if a sexy Frenchman with a low arrogance coefficient knocks at my door ...
A friend tells me I should write something here at least once a week. He looked here to see what I was up to and was dismayed that the same old Chicago posting from two weeks ago was still kicking about. I say, why doesn't he just pick up the phone and call me then? Or write his own blog. I have no idea who is reading it and care even less, because I largely use it to talk to myself. There's no-one else who'll let me talk this long without telling me to shut up, or switching off and making a mental note not to invite me to their upcoming pagan ritual. I set up a blog for a friend, who immediately asked if there was spellchecker, and that he'd better write it first in Word, rework it until it resembles a slice of processed ham, then lay it out on his blog. I said, just go in and write like hell, otherwise you'll just add to the pile of letters strung tediously together out there, resembling a constipated paper shredder ... It's your blog and you can rant if you want to. Like this ...
I am reading a very good book called TAO, The Pathless Path, by Osho. I did not realize until I googled it that Osho is the guru formerly known as the Bagwhan Rajneesh. He of the 63 Rolls Royces his disciples bought him - apparently there was supposed to be 365, one for each day of the year but someone short ordered. Now, you'd think I'd close the book and add it to the compost heap after reading that. I kept reading. if you can ignore the guy's freaky time on planet earth, he has some good things to say. As Malcolm McClaren once said, in more eloquent words, it's the people on the fringes that move the great lump of a bell curve that is society a little bit this way or that.
The Tao is good for those who spend a lot of time alone, and sometimes fight it. Also for those who are permanently stuck in their intellect, in the past, and in sporadic guilt and martyrdom. That's most of us. How about this, on being a gentleman/lady vs a rebel:
The gentleman has never loved as he wanted to love, has never been angry, has never hated anybody - not that he has not hated, but has not shown it. All the gentleman can do is change his expressions; the inner being is never changed. Anger arises in him but he does not show it, he represses it. So he goes on accumulating a thousand and one things inside him, which create chaos, which are boiling inside. he can burst at any moment - a gentleman is a dangerous person to live with. Never live with a gentleman, or a lady. A woman is beautiful, a lady is ugly. A woman is natural, a lady is fabricated. Thes people are cultivated, painted, not true, not honest. When they feel anger they smile, when they hate you, they embrace you. You can never depend on them, you can never decide when they are really smiling and when they are pretending. IN fact, after long practice, even they cannot decide whether they were really laughing or just pretending to laugh, whether they really loved someone or were just pretending ...
A rebellious person is one who does not bother with society at all. He simply lives through his innermost core. If society fits with that, he goes with society, if it doesn't, he goes alone. he is not a traditional conventional, straight person. His criterion is his inner soul.
Now I am assuming that the rebel in question is not mentally unstable (and it has been shown that what is deemed mentally unstable is just plain desperation arising from the loneliness creates by oil and greed). But as to the treatise about being a gentleman/lady, I would have to say that I've lived in environments of rampant political correctness where behind smiling faces lies seething judgement and disapproval. And what people don't seem to realize is that their eyes and body language give them away. You think people don't detect your inauthentic ass?
I have to get out of those environments, because I become like that myself. That is part of the reason I stay on the road. And I have to say, I found it more predominant on the West Coast of the USA that the East Coast. Why is this so? I guess I should Google it as someone has probably done some kind of sociological study on it. A friend was telling me about a New Yorker cartoon that shows two people in NY walkng toward each other, one says 'fuck you' and is thinking 'Have a nice day'. The same panel is shown below but it's now in LA. The same person says 'Have a Nice Day' but is thinking 'fuck you'. What creates this phenomenon? Eating goats cheese and sundried tomato pizza with arugula versus ham pepperoni and mushroom?
Enough talking to myself. Feel free to ignore me or flame me - that's what the Comment button below is for. Cheaper than a $120 an hour therapist. Let's put'em out of business.
I am getting a ride to Madison, Wisconsin tomorrow to see what has been called one cool town.
I am putting the final touches on the Route66 DVD. I've scheduled a showing at the Chicago Mac store theater, Aug 23 and 24, where instead of being pressured to buy a beer and burger you'll feel compelled to buy a $1500 MacBook or $150 ipod I am sure.
Lake Geneve, Wisconsin - where Chicago's rich and beautiful ply their rusty cabin cruisers and lunch in their shabby little weekenders ... see more photos
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| Tales from the Windy City |
[Jun. 18th, 2006|08:54 am] |
Gal in Chicago - the full Montymedia.
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I just got back to Wisconsin after almost a week in Chicago. My passage 'home' (for home is where the Bike Friday suitcase is parked) was accelerated to space shuttle speed by a ride from a cycling friend Cary, who I met through a couple of degrees of separation from the Haldemans. Cary was a RAAM crew chief last year, and you can follow this year's race here and see my homestay host doing his RAAM officiating here.
Yes, I had the pleasure of an 80 mile fang (aussie for rapid transit) in an open top Merc 550 SL, red of course, the Bike Friday wedged in its grease-containing bag in the smooching seat behind me. I always thought that if I had to own own a car, it'd be a cabriolet - a relatively affordable one like a VW Golf.
Streuth! What am I doing talking about cars! Just 5 days in Chicago, crammed with unbelieveable food, GQ-esque accoutrements, amazing architecture, free Joffrey Ballet performances, stiletto heels and blond ETV hairstyles, parks and gardens, brownstone row houses, $600K Mercs and BooMWahs ... and landmarks like the Corncob towers, where the George Jetson and family lived ... and I am talking like a reader of GQ Magazine.
Your environment affects you, make no mistake. Just as well I got a ride back. Come Monday I am sure I'd have bought a Martha Stewart lampshade and a sculptural cake lifter despite not having anywhere to put them. I already succumbed to consumerism on my birthday last year and bought a giant picture that's now parked in the condo of a friend in Eugene.
It's tantamount to seduction, this consumer society I have been loitering in for 5 years. In the Museum of Contemporary Art store, I couldn't help but notice the 'cooler-than-thouness' and irony that has typified contemporary design for as long as I can remember. I recall an article in the Observer which talked about irony, and how everything seemed laced with it, from our humor to books to serving tongs, and what happened to good old saying what you mean and meaning what you say? In this case the current fad in the store was these small, anime/Manga-style dolls, with big heads and tragic expressions. Their hip grotesqueness draws you in. I am sure someone's done a PhD thesis on the sociopsychosignificance of it all. I ended up parting with cash = $12 plus 9%(!!!) tax for a little metallic mesh purse with a simple zip to hold credit cards, business cards and a few bills in my jersey pocket. Later I realize that sweat will drench the contents. You're not spose to sweat with a purse like this, see. It's meant to go in your Prada clutch.
Oh yeah, there was some art in the museum. I told you I am getting suckered in to consumerism. A Warhol exhibit, with the usual suspects you know and love from Volume P of World Book Encyclopedia (Painting), plus a terrific exhibit of the Chicago comic artist of all things melancholy, Chris Ware. If you're suffering from excess joy, read some of Chris's strips as an antiodote.
I also bought an Andy Warhol printed sleep mask ($13 plus tax) that gives me a pair of sultry Elvis eyes. I read that you get a better beauty sleep if the room is pitch black. Since I often sleep in the vicinity of my plugged-in Powerbook and accessories which glow like a cockpit at night I thought I'd give it a shot. It'd scare the shite out of anyone who happened to walk in to my room with a baseball bat.
I am slowly recovering still, from the bad case of cyclist's diaper rash I got on the last week of Route66, over 1 month ago. Imagine sunburn from waist to upper thighs. A 10-day course of an anti fungal drug and antibiotic failed to knock it out. So I went to another doctor who has prescribed me even more antibiotics and an ointment. Apparently anti fungal drugs are hard on your liver. The first doctor didn't tell me that! No wonder my pee was dark despite all the water I was drinking...
More on the consumer front, I discovered some super light and sexy knickers in a Chicago neighborhood lingere store that are perfect as a liner for bike shorts - some people prefer to wear underwear with shots, and I am one of them. No, my rash did not come from wearing underwear, as I have toured for 10 years on a bike without a problem until now. In fact, I get problems if I just wear bike shorts. I have been wearing them under a long skirt, for tooling around Chicago on the bike. They are so cool I bought 6 pairs at $9 each. I also splurged and bought a lace cami set. For who to bloody look at I don't know. Here they are girls ...
What else did I do in Chicago? Cary let me use the office space of his business, eClickPerformance. This man knows Google's innards like the back of his handlebars and is having to turn business away. He did do a quick analysis of the Bike Friday website and noted that we had, at the time of Googling, 17,900 links to us and vice versa, largely he said, due to the endless stream of content I post on the site. With Google, content is king. So my online garralousness is paying off. Maybe that 's partly why the company is selling 8-9 bikes a day, double that from last year? I can hallucinate about that at least.
Cary's office dangerously shares the same approximate GPS coordinate as Wholefoods, the successful Austin emporium of all things more-organic-than-thou. It's a dangerous place. I walked out spending $10 on a snack lunch each day I was sucked through its doors (which was every day). Something like, I pick up a roasted vege burrito ($3.99), a Naked juice ($2.50), and you know how you see a packet of something lying there that someone picked up then changed their mind about? In this case a packet of Hain's Carrot chips ($2.29) Before you know it that's in my basket too and I am lunching out like bandit.
About 31 people showed up for my Chicago Bike Club presentation. I showed the 16,000 Feet on a Friday Peru DVD and snippets from my forthcoming Route66 movie. they were very enthusiastic and I even got a couple of social invites out of it. A friendly bunch indeed. They would like to see more of the 66 movie. The cooler-than-thou Apple Mac store has a theater so maybe I'll return to show it there.
At first I found Chicago 'did my head in' like a lot of big cities, but after 5 days of riding my bike to and from the office space, from Lincoln Park to Huron St and back, it has started to grow on me. There is space to breathe there, despite all the traffic and buildings. It's a smaller New York with the massive Lake Michigan to give it some hydration, otherwise it'd be a landlocked piece of scorched earth like Salt Lake City, I am sure. There's loads of great food and things to do. There's a big bike advocacy movement aided by the fact that the Mayor himself rides a bike. On the Friday I listened in Daley square as he addressed the crowd of helmetheads pronouncing Chicago 'The Most Bike Friendly City In The World'. All we have to do is subtly change the mind of that woman who told me to 'get my ass' outta her way during the recent Critical Mass and it that will transpire ...
Now it's back to doing the Bike Friday Spring newsletter and finishing the Route66 DVD ...
See my Chicago page for photo galleries that accompany this diatribe... |
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| Women Over 40 |
[Jun. 9th, 2006|06:14 pm] |
Now before I get howled down with 'This is old news, ho hum, what listserves are you not on?' etc etc let me quote an old friend Max Landrak who once said, 'People do not have to be informed so much as reminded.' The piece of deja vu I reproduce below, which was not penned by Andy Rooney it turns out, was partly prompted by an old male friend of mine who wrote excitely saying he'd 'met a fantastic 42 year old *but* extremely attractive woman ...' Well maybe that attitude has prevented him from meeting any likely candidates up til now (as he approaches 50).
My mother always said, before one casts aesthetic aspersions at another, ask yourself - are you an oil painting?
In the past few months reporting from the road - Hawaii, New York, Texas, Route66 and Chicago - I have met a ton of 40+ single, adventurous and interesting female friends who will resonate with the words below, unfortunately outnumbering the unattached males who will do same. I have to be honest, I have not met the same number of men who have inspired me to pen a similar tribute. Oh yes, I have met many fine, upstanding citizens who like to argue with me endlessly about some technicality of something or other, but nothing to whip out the noisemaker for. If nothing else, it's a nice piece of succinct copywriting than made me curious about tampering with some red lippy ... heaven forbid ...
Thank you to whoever wrote it - a copywriter at the AARP I believe ...
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Subject: Woman over 40
Ladies,
As I grow in age, I value women who are over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why:
A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think.
If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And it's usually something more interesting.
A woman over 40 knows herself well enough to be assured in who she is, what she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past the age of 40 give a damn what you might think about her or what she's doing.
Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it...
Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated.
Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. They always know.
A woman over 40 looks good wearing bright red lipstick. This is not true of younger women or drag queens.
Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off you are a jerk if you are acting like one. You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her....
Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not always reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman of 40+, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year-old waitress.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free" ...
Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not
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| Biking in Chicago: Bike The Drive, Crit Mass, et al |
[May. 30th, 2006|08:38 am] |
PHOTO GALLERY: Chicago as seen from the saddle
MOVIE CLIPS Download free Quicktime 7 player for Mac | Windows:
Bike the Drive (2.9 Mb) The sound of silence: 20,000 bicycles
Critical Mass (2.5 Mb) 2000 riders can't be wrong!
Chicago highlights (5.8 Mb) Touring the bike-friendly sights behind Kathy Schubert and Joey
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Kathy Schubert and Joey, wearing hers 'n' hers threads
Well, I am still suffering from an acute case of cyclist's nappy rash that seems to really be digging in. Like I'm having a regressive moment or something. One rainy ride to breakfast last week was all it took to bring it all back with a vengeance. I think I will stay off the bike and go to the clinic today. However, when I think of the amazing Ted Campbell who I wrote about a couple of months ago, I cease to whine. Please read that story even if you stop reading mine.
Last Friday (Memorial Day weekend) a train station official eyed my Bike Friday, then handed me a leaflet stating that no bikes were allowed that day on the Metra. No problem - I just folded it up, put it in the soft bag, and I was away. What's not to love about a folding bicycle?
My host, local bike activist and Bike Friday owner Kathy Schubert, led me around with her photogenic Schnauzer Joey in tow. Joey has about 12 cute little helmets and bike jerseys, matching those of her captain. Her large, dark marbles for eyes hold a serious gaze, especially in this eye-averting society. If you want attention, buy a poster dog like Joey. She graces a zillion .jpgs for sure.
Chicago looks a lot like New York to me. Cute little neighborhoods and a lakefront that reminds me of tooling along the Hudson. I've noticed that most western world cities look alike, adhering to a standard formula. It's as if the smells, sounds and streetscapes come pre-packaged - just add concrete.
Chicago's Mayor Daly is apparently a cyclist and it shows. There's a nice bike trail leading along the shore of massive Lake Michigan. There's even a swank city-built Bike 'Garage' right in the center with locker rooms, showers, bike shop, repair facility, undercover racks ... very civilized.You pay $100 a year for the privilege, which I am told is no problem even for the average Chicago bum; it's even worth it just for the use of the showers. There's even a special repair shop for police bikes. In case you're up for a handcuffy moment, in Philly I shot a little clip of a bike cop demonstrating the kinds of moves you can do with a
bike as a weapon.
Critical Mass. About 2000 riders gathered around an iron sculpture at 6pm for this Last-Friday-of-the-month slow, traffic-calming ride around its main streets. It wasn't so calm in some sections, with a woman nearly running me over and yelling something about getting my ass out of her way as I paused to take in a serene moment. 'When they arrest you, go limp,' was the advice given to me by Lon, but we peeled off before anyone in black and white appeared.
I met Bob Matter, head honcho of the Chicago Folding Bike Club, who's list you can join here: http://grouops.yahoo.com/group/chi-folding He shot me straddling his Dahon with its unique butt-cheek-spreading seat (I kid you not) as blackmail.
Chicago is flat, and it was interesting to note how even a slight hill causes bikers to slow right down.
We peeled off and went to a fancy restaurant called Ina's. Sitting in that starched linen ambience I once again embarrassed myself as a skint cyclist by focussing on the largest portion for the smallest amount of money on the menu. We did OK - $9 for a gnocci that was delicious but soon became like eating concrete. Just what the cyclist ordered!
The next day Kathy led a group for Tour de Mosaics, a 5 hour amble around the city pointing to tiled wonders. I had to join the group an hour and a half later after discovering my two patched tubes were leaking. It was just one of those days. I had to patch them twice. Then I put the rear tire on backwards. Then I put the rear wheel on wrong, catching the chain. Then the pump wouldn't work because the valve of the tube was shorter and was taken up by most of the rim. Then ...
Schwinn BMX stunsters with similarly stunted bike and rider
Bike The Drive is a bit like the NY 5-boro ride, 15 miles down the main drag and 15 miles back, with a kind of expo in the middle. I rode slowly in the leftmost lane and was yelled at to get to the right. Despite 5 years in the USA I still think I am downunder for some reason. Someone else yelled to my antagonist "Nicely, say it nicely." Chicago people in the main seem mellow for a big city. I think it must be the midwest influence. The lake. Something. I noticed this in Austin Texas. The more towards the middle of the country you are, the further away from the edge, the less 'edgy' people seem to be. I wonder if someone's done a PhD thesis on it.
A trio of Schwinn BMX stunsters,did aerial 360's that made it look easy. One or them, Matt Sager, was a a comparitively ancient 29 but the maturity of his finesse showed. I tried to get him to do a trick on my Bike Friday, since it looks like a distant cousin of the BMX. After tooling about he said the geometry was was too stable for doing tricks easily, and 'hard to find a balance point.' Matt has a degree in carpentry and cn build a house frm scratch. We talked about how building a shelter was a basic skill in tribal days, now, we've forgotten so much how to use our hands, it costs a lifetime of savings to pay for someone else to do one. Being able to build a house, grow food, live sustainably, is in some ways more elevated than being a lawyer or stockbroker or CEO of some conglomerate. Because when the shit hits the fan, you're OK.
A stretch Hummer limo was parked outside the library, a gold-cufflinked hand asking a cigar out the window. Kathy was insensed and gave the driver a toung lashing. He instructed her in no uncertain terms to 'not f@#$ with me.' I thought she was going to get her Joey to sic 'im.
I go back there for my June 13 talk. Go take a look at my sample DVD clip for Route66 and let me know if you like it so far.
http://www.bikefriday.com.route66
It's a product of me, my laptop, sitting in bed, staring at the sky. Oh, I also posted a clip of riding with Lon and Rebecca Haldeman on the previous blog entry. Scroll down and take a look!
The silence of 20,000 bicycles |
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| At Home with the Haldemans in Wisconsin |
[May. 25th, 2006|01:49 am] |
Well, Route66 by Friday is done and dusted by over a week now.
http://www.bikefriday.com/route66 - Read about it.
PHOTO GALLERY: At home with the Haldemans
MOVIE CLIP: (Download free Quicktime 7 player for Mac | Windows): Riding with the Haldemans (1.8 Mb)
I've spent most of the ensuing time propped up in bed on the second floor of Lon and Susan Haldeman's expansive country homestead in Sharon, Wisconsin, glued to my laptop. The task? Condensing 300 minutes of the movie clips I took on the trip a mere 45 minutes.
It's fascinating reliving those 29 days on my 12" screen, choosing what was interesting and what was plain silly or gross and should therefore be included. There's a sample 3-minute work in progress clip at http://www.bikefriday.com/route66
for those who are patient enough to cajole their computer to see it.
The Haldemans are a hardcore biking family.
L to R: Lon, Susan, Debbie Henning, Rebecca Haldeman. MORE PICS!
There's Lon, celebrated ultramarathon cycling champ, head of PACTOUR fast bicycle expeditions (lollygaggers please remain behind the white line) and more: he has a huge collection of green and yellow John Deere trucks, and his massive, 4-level house is beautifully finished with decorative yet restrained woodwork done by his own hand. Just a pretty pair of quads he ain't!
There's Susan, Lon's wife and RAAM champ in her own right, co-schemer on the PACTOUR business, who loves to garden - as their expansive, park-like grounds suggest.
There's Rebecca, their 19 year old leggy daughter who helped build her own single speed from a 25 year old frame Lon rode 454 miles in 22 hours on. She seems to have embraced the notion that resistance is useless - a name and legs like Haldeman means you just gotta get in the saddle.
Then there's Bisti the PACTOUR dog, who was rescued as a pup from the side of the road on a PACTOUR trip and is now a permanent fixture under the trailer, under the van rear seat, or whenever a packet of Beef Jerky is in evidence. She's named after a chunk of New Mexico wilderness where she happened to be loitering with intent. I know this because I googled it here
There's also a presumptuous cat that insists on crawling up me like I'm a tree while I am working.
They let me have the run of the kitchen, like so many wonderful Bike Friday families I have stayed with. My hosts always wonder if I am bored or whatever, but how can I be? My own family is all divorced and dispersed downunder, thousands of miles away. I enjoy simply being a part of my host's lives, washing the dishes, emptying the tumble dryer, cooking food to share if they aren't oppposed to tofu, being unadventurous because I can. Now, come to think of it, some people would probably think that plonking myself on a busy American family is dang adventurous and would rather be caught scaling Tibet with a paperclip. I wonder how many of those OUTSIDE Mag luminaries have stayed with readers of the magazine for weeks on end....
The three two-legged Haldemans go out for regular breakfast rides, fanning out from their house in eight different possible directions and ending in a diner in a neighboring town. In the evenings they often pop out after dinner for a bit of a loop, to wit: 'use it or lose it'.
I try to tag along as far as possible. Lon and Susan alternate between their clunkers, tandems, other bikes including Lon's Bike Friday. I have proof that Lon is actually capable of riding as slow as me - on his clunker. Rebecca often leads the group at an impressive pace, somewhere between 15 and 22 mph. She looks like she came out the the womb grafted to a bike.
We rode to a place called Lake Geneva where I am told, all the yuppies go. It did indeed look like a cross between Switzerland and Florida with a boat-choked marina and resorty, chalet-esque buildings. It is the direction you go if you want to train on some hills, because most of this area is flat.
It's not hard to learn your way around after observing placement and orientation of the bulbous water tanks in each town. They look like giant, upturned spring onions except for the fact that someone thinks they should be painted powder blue to mismatch the sky. On Route66 someone went all out with a long ladder and a fat Sharpie and made a cheery water tank statement. Perhaps the Christo couple will do something with them, although that might be too obvious for that famous pair of environmental artists. I learned from their talk in Texas that everyone thinks they just wrap things and they haven't done that for years.
Yesterday I suggested we do a little time trial each day and see how we improve. Dang it if Lon took me up on it.
"Ride for three miles. Lynette first, a minute later Rebecca, then a minute later me," said Lon, The idea being that I would get to see both of them fly past me. I didn't, thanks to a mechanical that set them back a bit. I rode so hard I was coughing afterwards for half an hour. But I felt great.
The town of Sharon itself is so tiny, you almost expect to see Barbie strolling down the street. It has grocer where everyone shops to keep them in business, one bank, one PO, one pub, one cafe, and most importantly, one ice cream store. I wondered how a store selling ice cream can somehow survive in such a small place. I found out - it is a regular destination of the Haldemans. The train is the biggest thing in the town.
I am trying to cook some meals using the limited ingredients available at the local store. It's run by Indians but it's all packaged white bread stuff. I asked about split peas and black mustard seed to make channa dahl and the owner brought some in for me from her own pantry, for $2. I made enough dahl to make myself sick. My cooking is probably a bit mushy and left of center for the family. In fact, I shall reveal here that the Lon the Machine seems to survive on whatever comes out of white bread America can. Canned ravioli, peanut butter, spaghetti ... I suggested he write a recipe book called the Instant UberAthlete, the antithesis to all these wholemealier-than-thou cookbooks, as in: " Buy can of x. Open can. Heat and eat. Ride 150 miles." . I mean, how can you mince with tofu when you see the kind of physical condition he is in. He has so much muscle that he is burning away a Safeway full of calories just yawning. I've never seen him yawn either.
This weekend is a Chicago bike event called BikeDrive. The Chicago Folding Bike Society invited me to go and in fact, arrive Friday to attend Critical Mass.
I asked Lon what he knew about Chicago Critical Mass, expecting a condensed history and philsophical treatise on the subject, as he did at every turn on Route66.
"When get arrested, you're supposed to go limp" (slumps his upper body) "to make it hard to move you," he said. And that was all.
Lon will be running a special, more relaxed 'Arizona Historic Hotel Tour' in February 2007. A different quirky hotel each night, 53 miles a day for riding. "I think the Bike Friday folks will really like it," he says. He of course, knows how BF folks prefer to smell the enchiladas rather than the smokng rubber - after all, he also has a Bike Friday ...
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I just got word that my mother in Australia just had an emergency operation regarding a ruptured bowel. It made me instantly realize that I must spend more time with her. She's 68 and loves good techno and is on her own. Read about her (bottom of page)..
Feel free to send her a get well email if you feel moved to do so - she would never ask for one. irenechiang at pacific dot net do au.
Here is what my sister sent me:
Hey Adventurette
Update: I got it a bit wrong - when they opened her up there was a mass of knotted intestine and another part, near the small/large intestine junction, had ruptured. Mum tells me they had to clean up the area because of risk of infection. Four surgeons working together. Apparently they have not removed, but have tried to 'rearrange' her intestines so they fit better (it's a bit like a rubik's cube, once you mess it up it never gets back together again) and also repaired the rupture. I will see her again tomorrow and give her your love. Leanne and John Bassett are in town and they will visit her tomorrow too. Her direct line is +61 2 8382 4411 at the hospital. She would love to hear from you I am sure. She will be in until Sunday, definitely.
The open hours are 10 - 1pm and 3 - 8pm. I don't know where you are so you can use the time and date converter meeting planner which will give you appropriate zones.
http://www.timeanddate.com/
Sorry when I said it was "nothing serious" in that I hadn't had a chance to talk with the doctors about the details and also I didn't want you to worry - we are lucky that we have free health care (to a certain point) here. I didn't mean to minimise it or sound insensitive, but I didn't want you thinking she was going to die or anything. I almost cried (well, I did later in a self indulgent way) because she looked so out of it and surgery is so invasive. Anyway, I pulled myself together and took her one of our favourite soft toys to talk to. I bought her a bear for her birthday - one she'd chosen already and really wanted, he is about 50cm high and is bright yellow with black spots. She likes spotty bear (although I think my puppy is better...).
Lonely travelers, go phone your mother. And your father. |
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